Okay, energy bars. Get out of the way, here comes the absolutely delicious Veloforte CLASSICO Citrus flavour. And even if you’re not interested in energy bars you SIMPLY CAN’T pass up this bar. It’s that simple. You’ll really miss a lot. Here it goes.
Pako can confirm and Kaz won’t deny it – this is without a shred of doubt, absolutely, decidedly the tastiest (not only technical) bar that you can get in the shops that we’ve ever eaten. And no, we’re not exaggerating. And if we were to get a penny for every exclamation of joy caused by this Veloforte CLASSICO Citrus bar, perhaps we wouldn’t be set for life, but definitely for the next 10 years.
Bloody hell, what kind of black PR is this in the Badass family (says Pako). Well, then. At first glance this Veloforte
Wonderful! Marvelous! Fantastic! Exceptional! Absolutely unrivaled! That’s how we can shortly describe its taste. It’s incredibly delicious!
All three ingredients (Citrus Fruits, Almonds and Honey) are highly detectable, superbly balanced and earn a well-deserved 9.5 points (WOW!) on our scale, which means something between ‘excellent’ and ‘amazing’. If we were to describe this bar’s taste more specifically, we’d say it is the perfect combination of the world’s best Carrot Cake and masterful Fruit Cake, that you can have with you at all times. And this mixture makes this bar quite sweet. But that’s not stopping anybody from eating it till the end of time.
There’s absolutely nothing we can say against this bar’s flavour.
Especially because it lasts throughout the whole bar and there are no flavours or aftertastes that could ruin it. We wouldn’t be ourselves if we didn’t try to find some anyway, but to no avail – we failed (which, in this case, is marvellous!).
Do we want another serving of this Veloforte CLASSICO Citrus energy bar after the first one?
Saying that we’d like to start eating the second serving before finishing the first would be a severe understatement! This energy bar is so tasty that we seriously consider spending half of our next wages on stashing this one up!
Alright, but what about the macros? Exactly. Our scale for energy bars is entirely different than the one for protein bars. In that
Is this bar a sustainable energy bar? Not entirely, because not all macros here are good enough or adequate to their intended use, meaning as a highly effective energy snack.
Marvelous! Fantastic! Exceptional! Absolutely unrivaled! That’s how we can shortly describe its taste.
Yes, we’re repeating ourselves. But these words convey our feelings for this bar
Perhaps that this bar smells great (yes!) and it’s very easy to eat (which we like!), but it’s also a bit chewable and sticky (oh, well). Despite
Perhaps only that if you’d like to use this CITRUS bar as it is intended, as a balanced energy bar with suitable macros, that’s maybe not such a good idea. Yes, it does the job and will undoubtedly give you a lot of energy, but it’ll be more like sliding around the name ‘ideal energy bar’ than actually giving you the specific amount of energy you need to keep up your power during your workout.
All the while we don’t have any such specific workout needs, that’s why for us this is the perfect energy bar. And virtually a few grams less or more here or there doesn’t make any difference to us. And for 80% (90% even!) of people who are interested in energy
P.S. Pako still can’t sleep because he’s thinking of this bar… (says Kaz)