I always thought Birthdays should be celebrated in a special, unique way. But with this protein bar it won’t be possible. And if I had to give you ONE advice regarding this protein bar, it would be ‘do not buy it’.

Many ‘Birthdays’ may go wrong with protein bars or protein cookies. It may go this way if you’d want to celebrate it with Sinfit Protein Cookie or Lenny & Larry’s Protein Cookie. On the other hand, it might be pretty exciting with Battle Bites 2 Protein Pieces or Grenade Carb Killa Protein bar. So as you can see, there are many options to celebrate your birthday in a way you like. And if you don’t want it to be a remarkable one, then this ONE Birthday Cake Flavoured Protein Bar is the one you should pick for that occasion.

ONE Birthday Cake Flavoured Protein Bar
ONE Birthday Cake Flavoured Protein Bar

This party have not started spectacular. All of that because of the odour of this protein bar. It smells similarly to Birthday Cake flavour, but it’s combined with an easily detectable bitterish aroma. It’s nothing interesting or pleasant for sure. A solidly tough on the outside, this protein bar is somewhat softish on the inside. Also, it’s middling chewy and a bit sticky. It’s not that it’s not too comfortable to eat or so, but there are better protein snacks out there when it comes to that factor. And flavour.

Bitterish, not too sweet, not satisfying.


That definitely sounds like a recipe for the worst Birthday Cake ever. And it’s like that. This protein bar tastes like a Birthday Cake, but it’s not like that. There’s easily detectable bitterish aroma in it. And it’s not only bitterish, but it also seems to be an artificial one. Disgusting. Also, this protein bar is not too sweet. Therefore, not too satisfying. To sum it up, it’s nothing pleasant for sure. And it’s nothing a Birthday Cake should taste like for sure. Well…

That’s why ONE serving of this Birthday Cake protein bar was way too much for me. Again, unfortunately, I had to eat the entire serving of it to let you know what it’s like. You’re welcome.

ONE Birthday Cake Flavoured Protein Bar

A quick look at the macros of this bar and… it’s not that bad. A 60g bar has only 210 kcal, 7g of fat, 22g of carbs (including only 1g of sugar) and a pretty OK 20g of protein. However, its ingredients list could be much better, as it contains added sugar and palm oil.

So here it is, bad taste and bad ingredients. This means one thing: it can’t be the finest protein bar on the go for sure.

Not the worst Birthday Cake ever…


ONE Birthday Cake Flavoured Protein Bar

…but not the ONE you’d want to have for sure. This ONE Birthday Cake Flavoured Protein bar is nothing you’d want to experience. Even once a year. Not a good smell, not a good flavour, not good ingredients and not a good taste. Could it go even worse?

Will I ever go back to this ONE protein bar? No way. There are no chances for that. Instead of having this one, I’d prefer not to have any at all on that day.

4.8
Score

Pros

  • Not bad macros

Cons

  • It tastes terrible
  • It contains added sugar
  • It contains palm oil
Smell
4
Outer firmness
3.5
Inner firmness
6
Taste
3.5
Moistness
7
Nutrients
7.2
Ingredients
4.5
Overall experience
3

Final Verdict

This ONE Birthday Cake Flavoured Protein bar is nothing you'd want to experience. Even once a year. Not a good smell, not a good flavour, not good ingredients and not a good taste. Could it go even worse?